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A story about Jeff Bezos

Back a few years ago, I was taking some classes down in Edmonds. The one I’m thinking of in particular was on the care and feeding of unix. We were using red hat linux 6.0 or some crufty version that wasn’t so crufty at the time.

Anyway, the prof didn’t require that we buy any books, but he made some suggestions. And he also suggested that we buy them on this new fangled “Internet” think through a few of his friends down south in Seattle at this place called Amazon.com.

And thus was my introduction to O’Reilly and Associates. I soon thereafter bought a book called “Open Sources.” It quickly shaped my outlook on life and shaped the way I viewed software, information and communication. The professor of the class told me that O’Reilly and Amazon got along quite well and that Amazon sold mostly technical books. I thought to myself “self, it might be fun to meet some of the folks at Amazon and maybe even take a job there.”

And that was about as far as I got on that train of thought before I hopped off and got distracted by the shiny bling of 3dfx and internet service providing. During this distraction period of my life, I spent many an hour curled up in a comfy chair reading books published by Tim and friends that I bought from Amazon.

There was a period of weeping and gnashing of teeth when everyone got disillusioned by the whole humanity taking advantage of the VCs that funded development of the intarwebs.

I was happy to note that neither O’Reilly nor Amazon tanked during this period. This seemed like a well planned and well executed failure to fail.

After the fall of civilization, I found myself living in a social nexus called “Fey Abbey.” My fellow resident and the visitors were very supportive, and I learned quite a bit about intentional community, social networking, and the connectness of all things living.

I came up with some ideas about integrating these social networks with computational networks. I never implemented any of them, but shortly after I shared the ideas with the hive mind, sites like “friendster,” “tribe.net,” and “orkut.com” started showing up. Coincidence? Perhaps. Perhaps I had merely “tapped the zeitgeist” as Jeff is wont to say.

Either way, it taught me something about one’s involvement in community and the impact that such involvement triggers.

But back to the story. I kept O’Reilly’s and Amazon.com’s success in mind as I delivered pizzas, sewed my wild oats, and dreamed of returning to the life of high technology.

I mentioned it to one of my confidantes and she said to me “get thee to a computery!” or something not unlike this.

So I did. And shortly thereafter, but after more time than I would have liked at the time, I had an offer to take a contract working for Mr. Bezos and his company.

The contract went well; I learned a lot, and I like to think I imparted much wisdom, but rather than riding it out until the bitter end, I took some time to train with some Europeans on how to make software that lasts much longer than anyone would have expected (and maybe hoped).

I returned to the doors of Amazon.com barely a year later with resume in hand, some ideas that I wanted to implement, and a great deal more experience. The folks with whom I interviewed fought hard to get me on their team, hinting that the team would be getting close attention from senior members of staff.

So here I am, working with a crack team to build the pet projects of “senior members of amazon staff.” It’s challenging work, but it’s work that I’ve been intending to get done for a few years now. If I read him right, I think Jeff has many of the same ideas about software and perhaps the world as do I.

Perhaps I’ll talk to him about it tomorrow night…

A story about Ramez Naam

Oh, dear. The stories one might tell about Mr. Mez.

He’s quite a character, has lots of friends, if fun to hang out with, and throws a pretty good party.

So, the story.

One time, a bunch of my friends and I organized into a group of animal controllers. We had jumpsuits (red), support vehichles, a mess hall, a holding pen, and even an auction block.

We would wander around the desert looking for humans dressed as animals, corral them into the pen and then auction them off to those who offered the most beneficial situation for our animals.

I brought a jar of Vitamin C tablets with me, because I figured many folks would forget such a thing when wandering around the desert. One day of desert wandering brought me to Comfort in Eville. There, I ran into Mez and a few of his flock (back before their emancipation). They were doing things such as lounging, relaxing and luxurating as they are wont to do. Some partook of the Vitamin C tablets. Some did not. All in all, a good time was had by all.

A story about donsbach

One day, while I was minding my own business, and looking for a job. I interviewed with this group at Amazon and the manager of the group said “you should really work in this group. It’s great, and you’ll get to schmooze with the boss.” So I said, “uhm, okay.”

Lo and behold, the boss did, in fact come to schmooze with our group. Not only that, but the group’s manager got busy and promoted and all sorts of things, at which point I met donsbach. Who is my new manager. Woot for donsbach.

A story about Jana Kleitsch

Way back in the day… I was… say 10 at the time. My grandma, who is a very Finnish lady, took me to the Nordic Heritage Museum in Ballard. I didn’t know where we were, except that we had to take a ferry from Bainbridge Island after we drove a few miles up 305 from Poulsbo. Anyway, we got there and we sat in this dining room area with a stage at one side. On the stage there was a production of “Santa Lucia.” Years later, when I was about 27 or so, I went with my wife and my daughter to this same Museum in Ballard and who did I meet but JANA KLEITSCH!!!! What a coincident!

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